Can't Touch This. In Fact, Won't Touch This
Wauwatosa police officers wanted no part of moving a car after finding what an offender left in the front seat. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
This story has a lap towel, public indecency and biohazard fears — yet the most amazing thing is, the guy found a working pay phone.
Better than stealing cakes
All thieves must wash hands before fencing stolen items.
‘Naughty’ as in ‘violating the law’
Next year’s costume — an orange jumpsuit.
Trespassing is such a drag
Oh, and if you’re no longer needing that naughty nurse costume … (note: bad link now fixed)
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.