What a wack job... HARD to believe anyone would do that in public... surprised he didnt see the officer coming (SP) instead of the other way around. It takes balls to do that. E.D. no phoned home. Your turn...

HA! Maybe he is the one who we all get the lame political calls. They must think they called a brothel when they'd call me I'd make noises. Sick of them wasting time and got to love how AT&T sells out your phone number.

Do what the drug dealers do..Head on over to Walmart w/ some cash in hand and buy a $15 throwaway pre-paid disposable phone and stock up on minutes.

A little forethought and creativity could have saved you a lot of hassle and probably your marriage. Though, that doesn't sound like it was in too good of shape to begin with.

Maybe he dozed with a problem and woke up with a solution in hand

You're missing the point. He found an operational payphone and sat on it for over 40minutes. a payphone! When is the last time you saw one of those?

I did fail to properly take note of the operational payphone aspect of this "touching" story... ; ) You are right, that is quite odd. It is almost like the station was masterfully baiting this type of activity.

All in all, it was a sticky situation, but since he was prepared enough to have a towel on hand (so to speak) perhaps he should have gotten off with a warning (such as, "you'll go blind... get hairy palms, etc").

At least this handyman didn't have relations with a couch. What is our society coming to? Pretty soon a married guy will have no other option than to have relations with his own wife! ; )

Bill Clinton fired an appointee (don't remember her position) for saying that masturbation should be taught in schools to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Did he fire her because it need not be taught?

I hear that this guy once worked for a fishing tackle manufacturer. He started out as an apprentice baiter, then he became a journeyman baiter and finally became a master baiter.

You are all sick! What he did was a sin. Read your BIBLE! It's not a joking matter. If kids read your comments you just gave them ideas! That's not right. He should have been reported to the police immediately and the authorities ordered that the phone be antiseptically cleaned. NO JOKE!

I dont read fiction. The guy in this story might be a deviant... or he might not be... he might just be kinda lonely or depressed or what not. I am not saying what he did was right, or good. But... most things in life can be joked about. If kids learn to have a sense of humor, that will suit them well in life. I believe having a sense of humor was in the second set of commandments that Moses dropped.

Maybe we should ban all pay phones. Clearly their very existence only encourages such deviant behaviour!