If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Letting the headline do all the work

From Menomonee Falls Patch: “Butler Woman Faces Charges After Giving a Transvestite a Piggyback Ride and Punching Girlfriend”

Still lazy

And from Caledonia Patch: “100-Plus Year Old Body Parts Found in Garage Belonged to Doctor”

Who was that caller … SATAN?!

It’s not clear if a caller to a crisis center in Wauwatosa was looking to unburden himself, get advice or just mortify the 85-year-old church receptionist on the other end of the line.

Returned to the scene of the … horticulture?

Talk about digging up the past — that’s what’s going on in Bayside.

There’s $5.50 down the drain

A juvenile is suspected of assaulting a man’s coffee in Whitefish Bay, for reasons that are unclear.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.