If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

No, no need for a sketch, thanks

If the witnesses didn’t see what they thought they saw … what on earth did they see?

At least they took a shower

Can you be more specific about the “dirty people” smell, ma’am?

Citizen alert

A woman looking for a parking space found something completely unexpected.

I’m getting better

A criminal’s story starts to unravel when the dead victim is not quite dead.

The naughty list is growing

Waukesha Police are looking for someone who is getting coal in their stocking.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.