Crime & Safety
57 Channels and Nothing On Next Door
Last month, 2 Port Washington neighbors were battling over snow shoveling. Now 2 other neighbors are at it over cable. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Cain and Abel’s Cable
This argument will be settled three weeks from today, between 8 a.m. and noon
Holy Boredom, Batman!
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, dudes were just messing around.
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But Cosmo said I should
A little romance won’t go that far, young man.
Well, OK then!
So who needs a field sobriety test?
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A true diet salad
Somebody’s losing weight in the wrong places.
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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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