Crime & Safety

'Crazy Train' as Done By Barenaked Ladies

Ozzy Osbourne's classic song took on an entirely different meaning on the Amtrak last week. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.

Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

The Silver Streak(er)

“Going off the rails,” indeed.

Two citations and the ball out of bounds

They’re not booing, they’re chanting “stuuuuupid.”

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Snout and about

Free bacon!

Mmm-hmmm

“He said he was going to convict the officer and send him to one of his many prisons around the country.”

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Mustard up some courage

Police are investigating a little squirt.

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