Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

London is hosting the decathlon and modern pentathlon. Wisconsin has a new Olympic-style event that most likely will never be broadcast by NBC.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Watch where you point that thing

Oh, not much. .

And he’s unsteady on the medal stand

The Summer Olympics just began in London, but the .

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Another Olympic event?

The best part is the mental picture of this guy .

Concealed carry, my foot

A with the simplest of all self-defense tactics.

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No Taser, no flashing — no gold

And .

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