Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

A recurring theme in this week's OMG PD is that where there should be pants, there are no pants.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Beware of seat belt chafing

… it should be pulled over before it causes an accident.

It’s all about customer service

Well of course Patch obtained a .

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Speaking of customer service

An just walked out. The probably wishes he had.

Shoulda gone to Denny’s first

There are to your diet.

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What about the guy on the other side?

It’s one thing to pick a fight with your neighbor. It’s another thing .

Did we say customer service?

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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