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OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Tough-guy behavior appears in various forms through this week's collection of odd crime suburban news. If you consider greenskeeper Carl Spackler tough, that is.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Freeze, Gopher!

You gotta fall back on , and superior intelligence.

If Clint Eastwood made pancakes

Mom always said of the day.

Time for a game of “Sorry”

This version of Monopoly should have a “” card.

Real-life slow-motion

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to watch your car get stolen? .

Takes one to know one

Who, exactly, is the “” here?

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

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