Crime & Safety

Passed Out and De-Pantsed Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

A Waukesha man found in a compromising spot by police last week made Kent Dorfman look good.

Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the blue text links for the full story:

Caught red-handed

It appears the iPhone this man was looking for had hands-free capabilities.

Officer, I was tired

This woman’s car stereo could have been playing the famous Kenny Rogers tune, “You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel.”

Find out what's happening in Wauwatosawith free, real-time updates from Patch.

I want my &*!#&*(@ MTV!

The best solution to this problem is to buy a rooftop antenna and digital converter box.

On second thought …

This also works.

Find out what's happening in Wauwatosawith free, real-time updates from Patch.

Law & Order meets Fashion TV

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who catch cross-dressing bank robbers; and the district attorneys, make sure they go to jail for 15 years.

Stuff people say to police

‘I’m just gonna be completely honest. It’s been a rough night.”


Get more local news delivered straight to your inbox. Sign up for free Patch newsletters and alerts.

We’ve removed the ability to reply as we work to make improvements. Learn more here

To request removal of your name from an arrest report, submit these required items to arrestreports@patch.com.

More from Wauwatosa