Crime & Safety
Passed Out and De-Pantsed Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
A Waukesha man found in a compromising spot by police last week made Kent Dorfman look good.
Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the blue text links for the full story:
Caught red-handed
It appears the iPhone this man was looking for had hands-free capabilities.
Officer, I was tired
This woman’s car stereo could have been playing the famous Kenny Rogers tune, “You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel.”
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I want my &*!#&*(@ MTV!
The best solution to this problem is to buy a rooftop antenna and digital converter box.
On second thought …
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Law & Order meets Fashion TV
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who catch cross-dressing bank robbers; and the district attorneys, make sure they go to jail for 15 years.
Stuff people say to police
‘I’m just gonna be completely honest. It’s been a rough night.”
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