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OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

When just plain drunk is the least of your worries.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Man, I Didn’t See That One Coming

One thing banks are known for — not just today, but throughout the long history of banks — is having money. That understanding seemed to motivate a , until the teller told him that no, she actually didn’t have any of that “money” rumored to exist in banks.

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Is It Just the Change in Seasons?

Over the past couple of weeks, police arrested a woman in Caledonia for ; arrested a woman in Shorewood for ; and arrested a man in Oak Creek for .

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We Have an Information Leak

A Quad/Graphics employee in Sussex was cited for disorderly conduct after arguing with another employee who spotted him .

He Should Have Just Pulled Over and Gone to Sleep

Baiting cops rarely turns out well. Baiting them at 2 a.m. — with an expletive — when you already have two OWIs — goes even less well. A .

I’m Gonna Be So Grounded …

A Mount Pleasant teen threw a party for friends when his parents were out of town. Police busted the party, and in searching the home were allowed into a bathroom where they discovered two marijuana plants belonging to the teen’s father.

As Drunk Dialing Goes, This Wasn't So Bad

In Whitefish Bay, a day-long relationship with a bottle of rum led a man to . They were, apparently, fine.

Yes, You Can!

Watched many times among her peers with great amusement, it's worth sharing with everyone else. It's a little weird ... it's police-related ... it's video of Waukesha Patch editor Sarah Millard agreeing to be tased.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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