Monday, May 20, 2013
So it’s finally starting to warm up in Wisconsin, and suddenly there’s a nudity epidemic. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Can I get a booth by the window with the view of the naked guy? If two officers see a naked guy and then he disappears, was he ever naked? Ten million organized activities, and these kids play “Paranoia” naked. It’s never too late to operate a widespread shoplifting operation. Seems like everything is being recorded nowadays. Everything. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, May 13, 2013
An amorous couple needed police assistance to deal with a “wardrobe malfunction.” Welcome to OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Handcuffs and a third person kind of killed the mood here. "These birds don’t look angry, dad.” “Times are tough,” but Porterhouse steaks aren’t. This case of vandalism smells fishy. Me Tarzan. You suspicious. The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, May 6, 2013
The period of romantic phone calls in this couple’s existence has long passed. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Putting the “ex” in “ex-girlfriend.” Wauwatosa has a watering ban in place. No need for those silly sobriety tests This is not an emergency in Wisconsin. There’s a serious lack of quality control in shipping Now I lay me down to custody … _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Police say a woman received 26 harassing phone calls from a person she knows well. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Here’s some phone work you can’t outsource. It’s harassment as a multimedia project. How to make marijuana in a hair weave sound appealing. Sometimes, it’s only the name of the charge that’s funny. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, April 22, 2013
A woman spent an awful a lot of time in her friend’s bathroom during a recent visit. But what exactly was she doing? This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." An easy way to get left off the next guest list. This is not what McDonald's had in mind when it became a Wi-Fi hot spot. Church might have been a better option. If at first you do succeed, keep trying until you get caught. A prime candidate for a 2018 taping of the Jerry Spring Show. He didn't bring flowers, so she settled for his puppy. His grandma likely would have been surprised to see him, had she been home. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested …
Monday, April 15, 2013
There are some things bad guys should already know. This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." Things not to leave behind at the scene of a crime: fingerprints, blood samples and wallet. This 68-year-old was not happy she got carded. And a shoe, and some other items. This birthday celebration took a wrong turn. She won't get yelled at for leaving the fridge door open. Just ask these sticks in the mud. Showing up drunk to court, to contest a drunken driving citation, is not advised. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed …
Monday, April 8, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne’s classic song took on an entirely different meaning on the Amtrak last week. This is our weekly weird crime roundup, OMG PD.
Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." “Going off the rails,” indeed. They’re not booing, they’re chanting “stuuuuupid.” Free bacon! “He said he was going to convict the officer and send him to one of his many prisons around the country.” Police are investigating a little squirt. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Last month, 2 Port Washington neighbors were battling over snow shoveling. Now 2 other neighbors are at it over cable. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." This argument will be settled three weeks from today, between 8 a.m. and noon Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, dudes were just messing around. A little romance won’t go that far, young man. So who needs a field sobriety test? Somebody’s losing weight in the wrong places. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Monday, March 25, 2013
A man goes to give a drug test sample but can't put one over on authorities. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." If “Whizzinators” are made illegal, only criminals will have Whizzinators. “But why, exactly, don’t you want to open the doors for the police, young man?" The suspect was handcuffed, booked and invited to appear on an upcoming “Wipeout”. This was the most expensive tank of gas ever. “Inappropriate activity in the bathroom” probably does not mean setting up a bake sale, right? _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and …
Monday, March 18, 2013
An effort to address some family issues was interrupted … by more family issues. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD." It’s “Stepbrothers 2,” performed live just outside a police station. What’s for dinner? Police presence. One woman was not up for a game of Duck, Duck, Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose … Love bites … and barks, and growls. After this man tried dancing with firefighters at the station, things just got weird. _____________________ The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until …
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8:21 am on Monday, May 13, 2013
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